Here are the Top 10 Things Trending on Google Today, complete with brief comentary.
#1: The King of Staten Island
From what I gather this is some sort of TV show. The title alone has lost me. Next.
#2: Matt James
From what I gather, Matt James is the new “Bachelor”. I’ve never watched it and have no plans to start now. Reality TV is a complete waste of time. Even in quarantine I have better things to do.
#3: Dave Chappelle
From what I gather Dave Chappelle has a new Netflix special. And it’ll probably offend some people. Get over it.
#4: The Last of Us 2
From what I gather this is a new video game. I could be wrong, but I’m not going to waste time to figure it out. When I’m playing games, it’s going to be a board game or card game.
#5: Chris Dorner
From what I gather this trend is also related to Dave Chappelle.
#6: Chrissy Teigen
From what I gather, Chrissy Teigen had her breast implants removed, so this is big news. Merica.
#7: Da 5 Bloods
From what I gather Spike Lee released a new movie. Beyond that, you’e got me. I’m lucky if I see two new movies a year these days.
#8: Nikola Jokic
From what I gather Nikola Jokic is a basketball player. Sorry, I don’t pay attention to the NBA as I find it extremely boring these days.
#9: Jessica Mulroney
From what I gather Jessica Mulroney was on “Good Morning America”. You’ve lost me right there.
#10: Lonnie Walker
From what I gather Lonnie Walker is also an NBA player. See #8.
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